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Y urgente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Resulta que el pa\u00eds m\u00e1s poderoso del planeta, una naci\u00f3n que posee uno de los aparatos militares m\u00e1s grandes y sofisticados de la historia de la humanidad, ha pedido ayuda en la lucha contra el narcotr\u00e1fico.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y claro, nosotros no podemos fallar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Por eso nuestro nuevo <strong>l\u00edder<\/strong> \u2014un pacifista ejemplar, un hombre de acuerdos y armon\u00eda, y un evidente enemigo de cualquier tipo de contrabando\u2014 decidi\u00f3 responder con valent\u00eda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNosotros\u201d, dijo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y sin pensarlo demasiado, puso a disposici\u00f3n del tit\u00e1n global nuestras fuerzas disponibles: <strong>la Guardia Civil, los guardaparques de Manuel Antonio\u2026 y, por si acaso, los polic\u00edas municipales que cuidan los parqu\u00edmetros.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Porque cuando la historia llama, Costa Rica responde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Es hora de ayudar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aunque para eso primero tengamos que cambiar un peque\u00f1o detalle llamado <strong>Constituci\u00f3n Pol\u00edtica<\/strong>, que todav\u00eda insiste \u2014de forma bastante anticuada\u2014 en que Costa Rica es un pa\u00eds sin ej\u00e9rcito y con una tradici\u00f3n de neutralidad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pero bueno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cuando los titanes del mundo piden ayuda, uno no puede ponerse a leer la letra peque\u00f1a.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Necesitamos un cambio urgente en la Constituci\u00f3n Definitivamente necesitamos cambiar la Constituci\u00f3n Pol\u00edtica de Costa Rica. 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